Karen's Room

乌鸦麻雀vs凤凰老鹰

2009-11-25T12:24:00.000+08:00

一天，一只乌鸦和一只麻雀在树枝上聊天说大话。

麻雀：我没见过你，你是什么鸟？

乌鸦：啊！我是凤凰！

麻雀：有你这么黑的凤凰吗？

乌鸦：唉，这你就不知道了，我是烧锅炉的！

麻雀：哦！

乌鸦：那你是什么鸟啊？

麻雀：啊！我是老鹰！

乌鸦：有你这么小的老鹰吗？

麻雀：唉，这你就不知道了，我吸毒四年了！

I PROMISE MYSELF!

2009-11-15T12:05:00.001+08:00

I promise myself...... To be strong that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.

I promise myself...... To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person I meet.

I promise myself...... To make all my friends feel that there is something worthwhile in them.

I promise myself...... To look at the sunny side of everything and make my optimism come true.

I promise myself...... To think only the best, to work only for the best and to expect only the best.

I promise myself...... To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.

I promise myself...... To forget the mistake of the past and press on the greater achievement of the future.

I promise myself...... To wear a cheerful expression at all times and give a smile to every living creature I meet.

I promise myself...... To give so much time to improving myself that I have no time to criticize others.

I promise myself...... To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.

I promise myself...... To think well of myself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words, but in great deeds.

I promise myself...... To live in the faith that the whole world is on my side, as long as I am true to the best that is in me.

- Christian D.Larson -

Modified by The Secret 2007

学习母鸡

2009-11-12T12:09:00.003+08:00

妈妈：小明，你吃糖为什么不分给妹妹吃？

小明：为什么要分给妹妹呢？

妈妈：你看母鸡找到小虫，统统给小鸡吃，你该学习母鸡呀！

小明：好吧！如果我找到小虫，就统统给妹妹吃好了。

文：华丽蜕变

2009-11-07T12:47:00.000+08:00

美丽近在眼前，

却又远在天边，

我们都在等待。

等待自己会是，

天上的那一只，

飞舞的花蝴蝶。

我相信，

我是只，

暂时受困的蛹。

有一天，

定会华丽蜕变！

头发更年长

2009-11-04T13:45:00.000+08:00

史密斯先生到法国巴黎旅行，一天，他在大街上看到一个奇怪的人。

这人头发雪白，而胡子却黑漆漆的。

史密斯先生好奇地上前问道：“您为什么头发这么白，而胡子却这么黑呢？”

那人回答：“这有什么奇怪？我的头发比我的胡子年长20岁嘛。”

Chants: Zoo Animals Theme 2

2009-10-31T12:32:00.000+08:00

100 ANIMALS-
I went to the zoo and what did I see?
100 animals looking at me. There were,
10 tall giraffes eating from the trees.
10 silly monkeys scratching on their knees.
10 sleeping snakes lying in the sun.
10 munching elephants eating peanuts one by one.
10 leaping tigers performing in the shows.
10 pink flamingos standing on their toes.
10 grouchy bears trying to get some sleep.
10 happy hippos in the water deep.
10 roaring lions walking two by two.
10 galloping zebras all living in the zoo.

BIG GRAY ELEPHANT-
The big gray elephant slowly walks.
She doesn't make a sound.
She swings her trunk from left to right.
When she puts her feet on the ground.
Swing, swing, left and right.
She doesn't make a sound.

ELEPHANT-
Who is the animal baggy and gray
(Circle both arms).
That walks in the forest with a sway
(Sway both arms).
Who runs around on big big toes
(Point to toes).
And feeds himself with his nose
(Point to nose).
The elephant!
(Clap hands 1 time).

THE ELEPHANT-
He's ever so big and ever so fat
(hold hands high and then apart).
He has no hands he has no toes
(shake finger and head for no).
But goodness gracious
(hands on cheeks).
Such a nose!
(making an imaginary trunk).

THE ELEPHANT'S TRUNK-
The elephant has a great big trunk (Pretend an arm is the trunk).
That goes swinging swinging so (Swing trunk).
He has tiny tiny eyes that show him where to go (Point to eyes).
His huge long ears go flapping flapping up and down (Pretend hands are ears).
His great big feet go stomping stomping on the ground (Stomp with feet).

THE YELLOW GIRAFFE-
The yellow giraffe is tall as can be (Put hand up high).
His lunch is a bunch of leaves off a tree (Put arm up for tree branches).
He has a very long neck and his legs are long too (Point to neck and legs).
And he can run faster than his friends in the zoo (Run in place).

GIRAFFE-
Of all the animals in the zoo I am the tallest. That is true.
Who am I? I am the giraffe.
I am brown and white with a little red.
And I have two knobs on the top of my head.
Who am I? I am a giraffe.
My neck is long, I am very tall but I don't have very much voice at all.
Who am I? I am a giraffe.
I have one big ear on each side of my head.
High up in the air is where I am fed.
Who am I? I am a giraffe.
I walk right up to the tallest tree and I eat the leaves that are good for me.
Who am I? I am a giraffe.

THE BROWN KANGAROO-
The brown kangaroo is very funny.
She leaps and runs and hops like a bunny
(Hop around).
And on her stomach is a pocket so wide
(Put hand on stomach like a pocket).
Her baby can jump in and go for a ride
(Have other hand jump into "Pocket").

KANGAROO-
Jump jump jump (Jump).
Goes the kangaroo (Jump).
I thought only one (Hold up one finger).
But now I see two (Hold up two fingers).
Mommy and her baby with his head popping out
(Wiggle thumb between index and middle finger).
He holds on tight (Pretend to hold on tight).
As they jump all about (Jump all about).

THE KANGAROO-
It is a curious thing that you don't wish to be a kangaroo,
to hop hop hop and never stop, the whole day long and the whole night, too!
To hop across Australian plains with tails that sweep behind like trains, and small front paws, and pointed jaws, and pale neat coats to shed the rains.
If skies be blue, if skies be gray,they bound in the same graceful way, into dim space, at such a pace that where they go there's none to say!

歌词：Auld Lang Syne

2009-10-28T23:48:00.000+08:00

感激每个在我往日/今日/来日，陪伴/鼓励/帮助/的知己/朋友/亲人。把你的杯举起来，CHEERS!! 干啦！！

Should auld acquaintance be forgot

And never brought to mind?

Should auld acquaintance be forgot

And days of auld lang syne?

For auld lang syne, my dear,

For auld lang syne,

We'll take a cup of kindness yet,

For auld lang syne.

Di sini kita berpisah

Selamat tinggal semua

Kita akan berjumpa lagi

Di tahun depan

Jangan lupa kawan kawan

Sayangi semua

Kita akan berjumpa lagi

Di tahun depan

生平良朋不能相忘

别后常相怀念

生平良朋不能相忘

别后地久天长

友谊万岁良朋

友谊万岁

举杯欢饮同声歌颂

友谊万岁

文：溜滑梯的雨点

2009-10-25T12:51:00.002+08:00

透过淋湿的车窗，

我看见跟着心的节奏在溜滑梯的雨点,

“Ready-Get set-Go” 窗的小手不停地挥动,

不曾间断直到停了　。

Chants: Zoo Animals Theme 1

2009-10-21T12:59:00.000+08:00

WE'RE GOING TO THE ZOO-
We're going to the zoo zoo zoo.
How about you you you.
You can come too too too.
Wer'e going to the zoo zoo zoo.

AT THE ZOO-
I see elephants with heavy legs,
eating bacon and eggs.
I see giraffes with very long necks,
playing with the horses around a deck.
I see zebras wearing black and white,
running freely under the sunlight.
I see monkeys making funny tricks,
eating bananas and playing with sticks.
I see the seals swimming in the pool,
and sitting with grace on a wood stool.
I see children holding colorful balloons,
next to a cage where I can see raccoons!
I see people walking around,
listening to the foxes making their wow wow sound.

THE ZOO-
This is the way the elephant goes,
With curly trunk instead of nose.
(clasp hands and move arms back and forth dangling)
The buffalo all shaggy and fat,
Has two sharp horns in place of hat.
(point fingers out from forehead)
The hippo with his mouth so wide,
Lets you see what is inside.
(open and close hands to make mouth movements)
The wiggly snake upon the ground,
Crawls along without a sound.
(weave hands back and forth)
But the monkey see and monkey do,
Is the funniest animal in the zoo.
(put thumbs in ears and wiggle hands)

THE ZOO IS LOTS OF FUN-
One one, the zoo is lots of fun.
Two two, see a kangaroo.
Three three, see a chimpanzee.
Four four, hear the lions roar.
Five five, watch the seals dive.
Six six, there's a monkey doing tricks.
Seven seven, count the elephants-eleven.
Eight eight, a tiger and his mate.
Nine nine, penguins in a line.
Ten ten, I want to come again!

IF I WERE LOST-
If I were lost inside a zoo,
I think that this is what I'd do,
I'd say "Giraffe, please look around,
your head so high above the ground.
Will you point out to me the place,
where you can see my father's face."

TEN LITTLE PENGUINS-
Ten little penguins standing on the ice.
All of them are smiling they seem so very nice.
They play out in the snow all the winter long.
They eat a lot of fish which makes them big and strong.

FIVE LITTLE MONKEYS-
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said:
No more monkeys jumping on the bed.
(Continue chant counting down till… 1 little monkeys…)

5 LITTLE MONKEYS-
5 little monkeys high up in the tree.
Teasing Mr. Alligator,
"You can't catch me, can't catch me, can't catch me!"
Along comes Mr. Alligator quiet as can be…SNAP!
that monkey right out of that tree!
(Continue chant counting down till… 0 little monkeys… Along comes Mr. Alligator fat as can be!)

SWING SWING-
Little monkeys swinging in the tree,
All hold hands and swing with me.
Swing up high and swing down low,
Swing in the tree, now don't let go!
Swing, swing, like I do.
Swing like monkeys in the zoo.
(Have the children stand in a circle and hold hands. Have them swing their arms up and down.)

MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO-
Monkey see monkey do!
Let's watch them in the zoo.
We stare in (Put left hand up),
they look out (Put right hand).
We eat popcorn (Left hand fingers touch the thumb),
they eat popcorn (Right hand fingers touch the thumb).
We eat fruit (Left finger sways back and forth),
they eat fruit (Right finger sways back and forth).
We stand up (Left fingers up),
they stand up (Right fingers up).
We sit down (Left fingers down),
they sit down (Right fingers down).
Monkey see monkey do.
We do it first and they do it too!

Eveyday is a GREAT day!

2009-10-17T12:33:00.000+08:00

Fresh Air....
Fresh Idea....
Fresh Talent....
Fresh Energy....
I wish U- KAREN to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have great time Everyday.

害羞的男人

2009-10-14T12:09:00.000+08:00

一个害羞的男人，始终没有勇气同他所爱的女人谈情说爱。尽管她也非常喜欢他，并常常制造机会，让他表示他的爱，但他却始终无法利用她所制造的种种机会。

话说：有一个晚上，他和她坐在公园的长椅上，他照例又是无话可说。

她忍不住对他暗示道：“据说男人的一只手臂的长度，与女人的腰围相等，不知你信不信？”

“是真的吗？”他答道，“可惜我没有带一条绳子来量一量。”

何必生气呢？

2009-10-12T12:46:00.001+08:00

有个叫Edgar的人，他一生气就跑回家去，绕自己的房子和土地跑三圈。

有人问：“为什么要这样呢？难道有什么秘密？”

Edgar说：“我一边跑就一边想，自己的房子这么小，土地这么少，哪有精力去跟人家生气呢？只要一想到这里，我的气就消了；气一消，我就有更多的时间和精力去干活了。”

时光飞逝，Edgar的房子越来越大，土地也越来越多，可是他生气时，还是绕自己的房子和土地跑。

他的孙子问他：“阿公，你现在年纪这么大了，又已经这么有钱了，为什么还要这样呢？”

Edgar笑着说：“阿公我刚才一边跑一边就在想：我房子这么大了，土地这么多了，我又何必再去跟人家计较呢？只要一想到这里，我的气就更没了。”

文：别等到发现了，才懂得幸福。

2009-10-08T12:44:00.001+08:00

追求其实很简单，只是要有耐心。
恋爱其实很简单，只是要有浪漫。
分手其实很简单，只是要有理由。
挽回其实很简单，只是要有勇气。

如果不爱，请别告白。
如果还爱，请别分手。

别把告白当玩笑。
别把分手当气话。
别把没感觉当借口。

别等到失去了，才懂得珍惜。
别等到过去了，才懂得享受。
别等到发现了，才懂得幸福。
别等到来不及了，才懂得后悔。

I'll Love You

2009-09-29T12:20:00.000+08:00

Dear Karen:

I'll love you when you're dumb,
I'll love you when you're smart,
I'll love you any way you are,
Right from the start.

I'll love you if you're fat,
I'll love you if you're short,
I'll love you if you're pretty,
Or just an ugly dork.

I'll love you if you're toothless,
I'll love you if you're blind,
Anything that's wrong with you,
To me you'll be just fine.

My heart is opening up now,
Unlike it used to do,
I see the pain that's in your heart,
And sometimes I feel it too.

I'll love you tomorrow,
I'll love you today,
I'll love you forever,
And forever always.

Truly Karen.

明星：One Piece! 海贼王！

2009-09-26T12:39:00.002+08:00

疯了！真得很好看！看到400多集了！还在追。。。

故事简介∶ 传说中海贼王哥尔·D·罗杰在死前说出他留下了具有财富、名声、力量的“ONE PIECE”，即“一个大秘宝”。许多人为了争夺ONE PIECE，争相出海，许多海贼也开始树立霸权，而形成了大海贼时代。

故事主角，蒙其·D·鲁夫，为了要实现与因救他而断臂的红发杰克的约定而出海，在遥远的路途上找寻着强大的伙伴，一起进入“伟大的航海道”，势要当上海贼王。

感谢作者尾田荣一郎Eiichiro Oda，我才有机会欣赏这套惊险，刺激，温馨，搞笑，又激励的动漫。

我要像蒙其·D·鲁夫：爱冒险，相信自己，坚持理想，热爱生命，势要当上上上人。

文：爱过！

2009-09-23T12:48:00.003+08:00

不犹豫就不是爱情。

不怨恨就没爱过。

不疯狂就不深刻。

不流泪又怎知道痛。

不心痛又怎知道自己还有知觉。

爱情没有一定的格式。

幸福也没有一定的方程式。

埋怨对方让你心痛，

不如感激你还有机会遇上珍惜你的他。

Songs: Zoo Animals Theme 2

2009-09-22T12:15:00.000+08:00

ITSY BITSY MONKEY (Tune:Itsy bitsy spider)- Itsy bitsy monkey climbed up the coconut tree. Down came a coconut and hit him on his knee (OWWWWW) Out came a lion a hanging his mighty mane (ANNNNND) Itsy bitsy monkey climbed up the tree again.

I KNOW A GIRAFFE (Tune:On top of old smokey)- I know a giraffe. With a neck that's real high. She stretches and stretches till it reaches the sky. She lives on the plains. With the elephants too. You might also see her when you go to the zoo.

SHE ROARS SO LOUD (Tune:Did you ever see a Lassie)- Did you ever hear a lion,a lion, a lion?She roars so loud, She roars and grrsand grrs and roars. Did you ever hear a lion? She roars so loud.

THE ZOO ANIMALS (Tune:Skip to my lou)- Come along children, we're going to the zoo x3, going to the zoo today. See the animals living in the zoo x3, living in the zoo today. I see a monkey sitting in a tree x3, i see a monkey and it sees me. I see an elephant big and gray x3, big gray elephant is eating hay. I see a lion in a cage x3, i see a lion that roars with rage. I see a camel with a great big hump x3, when he walks he goes bump bump. I see a zebra black and white x3, seeing the zebra is a sight. I see a giraffe big and tall x3, he's not hard to see at all. We saw the animals living in the zoo x3, living in the zoo today.

THE ANIMALS AT THE ZOO (Tune:The wheels on the bus)- The lions at the zoo go roar roar roar, roar roar roar, roar roar roar, the lions at the zoo go roar roar roar, all day long! The snakes at the zoo go hiss hiss hiss, hiss hiss hiss, hiss hiss, hiss, the snakes at the zoo go hiss hiss hiss, all day long! The hyenas at the zoo go ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, the hyenas at the zoo go ha ha ha, all day long! The monkeys at the zoo go oooh oooh oooh, oooh oooh oooh, oooh oooh oooh, the monkeys at the zoo go oooh oooh oooh, all day long! (Note:Add your favorite animals, or let the children come up with new ones to sing. You can also add hand movements.)

ZOO ANIMALS ARE SO CHARMING (Tune:Skip to my lou)- I went to the city zoo saw a camel and a gnu, saw an anaconda too! Animals are so charming. (Chorus:Zoo zoo trip to the zoo, zoo zoo trip to the zoo, zoo zoo trip to the zoo, animals are so charming.) I looked at the tall giraffe, watched a hippo take a bath, and the monkeys made me laugh. Animal are so charming (Repeat chorus). The gorilla had some swings, penguins flapped their funny wings, and the seals swam through some rings. Animals are so charming (Repeat chorus). Polar bears gave me a fright! Zebras' coats were black and white. Elephants stood at great height. Animals are so charming (Repeat chorus)

文：Snake n' Ladder

2009-09-20T12:01:00.001+08:00

闲来无事，找出封尘以久的 snake n' ladder
转动筛子，根据筛子的点数，依照顺序
走动棋子，从1开始走到100就算赢
幸运停在梯子，就上梯
倒霉停在蛇仔，就下滑

发觉，snake n' ladder 是很“可爱”的“益智”游戏
无需技巧也毫无挑战
游戏的赢输并不在于你的脑袋
而是听天由命在于你有多幸运

Songs: Zoo Animals Theme 1

2009-09-18T12:00:00.000+08:00

THE ELEPHANT (Tune:The mulberry bush)- The elephant goes like this and that, this and that, this and that. (Walk heavily and stomp feet) The elephant goes like this and that, cause he's so big and he's so fat! (Puff up cheeks and stretch out arms) He has no fingers and has no toes, He has no fingers and has no toes. (Wiggle fingers; wiggle toes) He has no fingers and has no toes, But goodness, gracious, what a nose! (Pull hands out from face to suggest a long trunk.)

UNDERNEATH THE MONKEY TREE (Tune:The muffin man)- Come and play awhile with me, Underneath the monkey tree. Monkey See and Monkey Do, Just like monkeys in the zoo. Swing your tail, one, two, three, Underneath the monkey tree. Monkey See and Monkey Do, Just like monkeys in the zoo. Jump around and smile like me, Underneath the monkey tree. Monkey See and Monkey Do, Just like monkeys in the zoo.

WE ARE GOING TO THE ZOO (Tune:London bridge)- We are going to the zoo,to the zoo,to the zoo. We are going to the zoo,Won't you join us too? We'll see lions,tigers too,tigers too,tigers too. We'll see lions,tigers too,All at the zoo. We will find some chimpanzees,chimpanzees,chimpanzees. We will find some chimpanzees,Swinging from the trees. We will look for kangaroos,kangaroos,kangaroos. We will look for kangaroos,Hopping at the zoo.

TAKE ME OUT TO THE ZOO (Tune:Take me out the ballgame)- Take me out for some good fun,Take me out to the zoo. Let me visit the tall giraffe,I want to hear the hyenas laugh. Now I love to visit the zoo,I could stay there all day, And watch birds, seals, rhinos, and hippos. As they play.

IF I WERE (Tune:The mulberry bush)- Oh,if I were a tiny snake,a tiny snake,a tiny snake. Oh,if I were a tiny snake,I'd slither around the zoo. Oh,if I were an elephant,an elephant,an elephant. Oh,if I were an elephant,I'd march around the zoo. Oh,if I were a kangaroo,a kangaroo,a kangaroo. Oh,if I were a kangaroo,I'd hop around the zoo.

WHAT CAN A MONKEY SEE (Tune:Skip to my lou)- What can a monkey see from a tree? What can a monkey see from a tree? What can a monkey see from a tree? It can see ---------- from a tree. (Note: Pause after "see " and have a child name something a monkey can see from a tree.)

I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT (Tune:I'm a little teapot)- I'm a little monkey in the tree. Swinging by my tail so merrily. I can leap and fly from tree to tree.I have lots of fun you see. I'm a little monkey, watch me play. Munching on bananas every day. Lots of monkey friends to play with me. We have fun up the tree.

Every Small Positive Change

2009-09-16T12:58:00.000+08:00

What a delight it is,

when i blow away the ash.

我把“发霉”的心情，

放在太阳底下“暴晒”

一切安好！一切如常！

一切如愿以偿！

Every small positive change

i make in myself repay ME

in confidence in the future.

借猫骂猪！

2009-09-14T12:30:00.000+08:00

一对夫妻吵架后，丈夫无趣地去逗猫玩。

忽然，妻子吼道：“你跟那头猪在干什么？”

丈夫得意地反驳道：“这是猫，不是猪呀！”

妻子一口接过：“我在跟猫说话，你插什么嘴？”

Story: Zoo Animals Theme

2009-09-11T12:23:00.004+08:00

AN IMAGINARY ZOO WALK

It was a bright, cool morning, and our family decided to go to the zoo. We quickly packed a pinic lunch and were off for the day.

We arrived at the gate just as the zoo was opening. As we walked in, there were several black and white striped animals running around in a field behind a fence. What were the first animals we saw? (Answer: zebra)(Let the children answer and then put the picture of that animal on the board. This is the format for the rest of the story.)

Our family continued walking along the path. Soon we came to an animal that had a long gray trunk and a huge body. (Answer: elephant) We stood watching the elephant for awhile. We would have liked to throw him peanuts, but there was a sign that said, "Do not feed the elephant."

We proceeded along watching many of the animals romping behind the different fences. After awhile we came to one of my very favourite animals. This animal had a long neck, was yellow and covered with brown spots. (Answer: giraffe) We stood there for awhile watching the giraffe eat leaves from the top of a tall tree.

Dad said, "Let's be on our way. There are lots more animals to enjoy." He was right. The very next ones we saw made us laugh all the while we watched them. These animals played on trapezes, liked to swing from branches, tires and ropes. They were? (Answer: monkeys) As with many of the other animals, we could have enjoyed the monkeys all day.

However, it was getting closed to lunchtime. We sat on the pinic bench and ate. As we enjoyed our sandwiches, a beautiful bird walked by and fanned his tail at me. It had so many colours in it. (Answer: peacock) Lunch was over and we had all afternoon to walk around. (Continue the story using zoo animals that the children would identify. About 3 or 4 more animals.)

The sun was setting and we were all very tired. We agreed that it was aboout time to go home. We stopped to have drink and then went to the car. The next thing i remember was that mom and dad were carrying us into the house.

-End- Story: Zoo Animals Theme

明星：喜欢范晓萱

2009-09-09T12:19:00.001+08:00

她可爱、她叛逆、她忧郁、她千变万化！她是绝世名伶！

YOU'RE NOT MY SUNSHINE

作词:范晓萱作曲:范晓萱

you're not my sunshine, my fucking sunshine, you always leave me without a sign, ever you kiss me with full of feeling, you hurt me then say that no hard feeling.

如果嫁给了他

2009-09-07T12:30:00.001+08:00

威廉是美国一家国际公司的首席执行官。

一天和妻子驱车行驶在州际高速公路时，发现汽油不多了，就来到一个简陋又只有一个油泵的小加油站。

威廉请油站里唯一的一个工人为车子加油，自己离开车子去活动一下腰腿。

当威廉返回时，看见妻子和那工人谈得正欢。威廉付款时，妻子和工人的谈话也停止了。

当威廉准备继续上路时，看见那工人对妻子使劲挥手，并说：“能又一次看见你真是太好了。”

车子驶上公路，威廉问妻子：“你们以前认识？”

妻子脸上满是笑容，停了一会儿才说：“我们是高中同学，曾经约会了一年多呢。”

威廉得意地说：“幸好你没有嫁给他，如果你和他结婚，你就会成为一个小加油站工人的妻子，而不是一位首席执行官的夫人。”

妻子面带微笑，一字一顿地说：“亲爱的，如果我和他结婚，他就会成为一个首席执行官，而你会是一个小加油站的工人。”

我相信！

2009-09-03T12:45:00.001+08:00

我相信，

选择你所擅长的领域，
并全力以赴去完成自己的理想，
如此，
你就可以改变自己的世界。

我相信，

认真做好今天的每一件事，
你会发现，
往理想又更靠近了一步。

我相信，

每天每天，
我都在进步提升中。

我相信，

我知道，我越来越好。

图文：Good vs Evil

2009-09-02T12:30:00.001+08:00

GOOD can't exist without EVIL

the absence of GOOD is EVIL

男人味 vs 女人味

2009-09-01T12:30:00.003+08:00

我：你有听说过“男人味，女人味”吗？

你：有。

我：那，男人味是一种什么味道？

你：汗臭味。

我：（笑）那，女人味又是一种什么味道？

你：香水味。

我：（笑）乱说。

你：好，那你告诉我，男人味是一种什么味道？

我：男人味，就是，豁达勇敢。

你：女人味又是一种什么味道？

我：女人味，就是，体贴大方。

他：什么都不是。只要不洗澡就有“味”了。

老妈和老婆

2009-08-29T12:38:00.000+08:00

吾：老婆和老妈掉进河里，你会先救谁呢？

男：我先救老妈。

吾：为什么？哦，你不爱老婆。

男：不是不爱老婆。因为是老妈给了我生命，我找不到任何理丢对下她不管。

吾：那老婆呢？怎么办？

男：老婆？老婆如果没救上来，我可以再给她陪葬，在墓里继续我们的爱情。

明星：喜欢舒淇

2009-08-27T12:23:00.001+08:00

“把脱掉的衣服一件件穿回来”

没有理由，就是喜欢 - 舒淇

It's Time To Change

2009-08-24T12:49:00.007+08:00

I step into the future
Don't know what's in store
I'll be walking new pathways
Learning more
Meeting new faces
Making new friends
The time has come to move on
It's time to change

The seasons turn
And the years move on
Nothing ever stands still
Changing day by day
Good wishes go with me
And speed me on towards the sun
The time has come to move on
It's time to change

Change for the better?
Change for the worse?
Who can tell it better
It's for me to make it work
The sun is up and shining
And there's a rainbow in the sky
The time has come to move on
it's time to change

图文：A Starry Light

2009-08-24T12:30:00.001+08:00

偷偷为你点一盏灯，

好让你在夜里醒来时，

不那么害怕。

by Karen