乌鸦麻雀vs凤凰老鹰

一天，一只乌鸦和一只麻雀在树枝上聊天说大话。

麻雀：我没见过你，你是什么鸟？

乌鸦：啊！我是凤凰！

麻雀：有你这么黑的凤凰吗？

乌鸦：唉，这你就不知道了，我是烧锅炉的！

麻雀：哦！

乌鸦：那你是什么鸟啊？

麻雀：啊！我是老鹰！

乌鸦：有你这么小的老鹰吗？

麻雀：唉，这你就不知道了，我吸毒四年了！

I PROMISE MYSELF!

I promise myself...... To be strong that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.

I promise myself...... To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person I meet.

I promise myself...... To make all my friends feel that there is something worthwhile in them.

I promise myself...... To look at the sunny side of everything and make my optimism come true.

I promise myself...... To think only the best, to work only for the best and to expect only the best.

I promise myself...... To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own.

I promise myself...... To forget the mistake of the past and press on the greater achievement of the future.

I promise myself...... To wear a cheerful expression at all times and give a smile to every living creature I meet.

I promise myself...... To give so much time to improving myself that I have no time to criticize others.

I promise myself...... To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.

I promise myself...... To think well of myself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words, but in great deeds.

I promise myself...... To live in the faith that the whole world is on my side, as long as I am true to the best that is in me.

- Christian D.Larson -

Modified by The Secret 2007

学习母鸡

妈妈：小明，你吃糖为什么不分给妹妹吃？

小明：为什么要分给妹妹呢？

妈妈：你看母鸡找到小虫，统统给小鸡吃，你该学习母鸡呀！

小明：好吧！如果我找到小虫，就统统给妹妹吃好了。

文：华丽蜕变

美丽近在眼前，

却又远在天边，

我们都在等待。

等待自己会是，

天上的那一只，

飞舞的花蝴蝶。

我相信，

我是只，

暂时受困的蛹。

有一天，

定会华丽蜕变！

头发更年长

史密斯先生到法国巴黎旅行，一天，他在大街上看到一个奇怪的人。

这人头发雪白，而胡子却黑漆漆的。

史密斯先生好奇地上前问道：“您为什么头发这么白，而胡子却这么黑呢？”

那人回答：“这有什么奇怪？我的头发比我的胡子年长20岁嘛。”