I'll Love You

Dear Karen:


I'll love you when you're dumb,
I'll love you when you're smart,
I'll love you any way you are,
Right from the start.

I'll love you if you're fat,
I'll love you if you're short,
I'll love you if you're pretty,
Or just an ugly dork.

I'll love you if you're toothless,
I'll love you if you're blind,
Anything that's wrong with you,
To me you'll be just fine.

My heart is opening up now,
Unlike it used to do,
I see the pain that's in your heart,
And sometimes I feel it too.

I'll love you tomorrow,
I'll love you today,
I'll love you forever,
And forever always.



Truly Karen.

明星：One Piece! 海贼王！

疯了！真得很好看！看到400多集了！还在追。。。

故事简介∶ 传说中海贼王哥尔·D·罗杰在死前说出他留下了具有财富、名声、力量的“ONE PIECE”，即“一个大秘宝”。许多人为了争夺ONE PIECE，争相出海，许多海贼也开始树立霸权，而形成了大海贼时代。

故事主角，蒙其·D·鲁夫，为了要实现与因救他而断臂的红发杰克的约定而出海，在遥远的路途上找寻着强大的伙伴，一起进入“伟大的航海道”，势要当上海贼王。

感谢作者尾田荣一郎Eiichiro Oda，我才有机会欣赏这套惊险，刺激，温馨，搞笑，又激励的动漫。

我要像蒙其·D·鲁夫：爱冒险，相信自己，坚持理想，热爱生命，势要当上上上人。

文：爱过！

不犹豫就不是爱情。

不怨恨就没爱过。

不疯狂就不深刻。

不流泪又怎知道痛。

不心痛又怎知道自己还有知觉。

爱情没有一定的格式。

幸福也没有一定的方程式。

埋怨对方让你心痛，

不如感激你还有机会遇上珍惜你的他。

Songs: Zoo Animals Theme 2

ITSY BITSY MONKEY (Tune:Itsy bitsy spider)- Itsy bitsy monkey climbed up the coconut tree. Down came a coconut and hit him on his knee (OWWWWW) Out came a lion a hanging his mighty mane (ANNNNND) Itsy bitsy monkey climbed up the tree again.

I KNOW A GIRAFFE (Tune:On top of old smokey)- I know a giraffe. With a neck that's real high. She stretches and stretches till it reaches the sky. She lives on the plains. With the elephants too. You might also see her when you go to the zoo.

SHE ROARS SO LOUD (Tune:Did you ever see a Lassie)- Did you ever hear a lion,a lion, a lion?She roars so loud, She roars and grrsand grrs and roars. Did you ever hear a lion? She roars so loud.

THE ZOO ANIMALS (Tune:Skip to my lou)- Come along children, we're going to the zoo x3, going to the zoo today. See the animals living in the zoo x3, living in the zoo today. I see a monkey sitting in a tree x3, i see a monkey and it sees me. I see an elephant big and gray x3, big gray elephant is eating hay. I see a lion in a cage x3, i see a lion that roars with rage. I see a camel with a great big hump x3, when he walks he goes bump bump. I see a zebra black and white x3, seeing the zebra is a sight. I see a giraffe big and tall x3, he's not hard to see at all. We saw the animals living in the zoo x3, living in the zoo today.

THE ANIMALS AT THE ZOO (Tune:The wheels on the bus)- The lions at the zoo go roar roar roar, roar roar roar, roar roar roar, the lions at the zoo go roar roar roar, all day long! The snakes at the zoo go hiss hiss hiss, hiss hiss hiss, hiss hiss, hiss, the snakes at the zoo go hiss hiss hiss, all day long! The hyenas at the zoo go ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, the hyenas at the zoo go ha ha ha, all day long! The monkeys at the zoo go oooh oooh oooh, oooh oooh oooh, oooh oooh oooh, the monkeys at the zoo go oooh oooh oooh, all day long! (Note:Add your favorite animals, or let the children come up with new ones to sing. You can also add hand movements.)

ZOO ANIMALS ARE SO CHARMING (Tune:Skip to my lou)- I went to the city zoo saw a camel and a gnu, saw an anaconda too! Animals are so charming. (Chorus:Zoo zoo trip to the zoo, zoo zoo trip to the zoo, zoo zoo trip to the zoo, animals are so charming.) I looked at the tall giraffe, watched a hippo take a bath, and the monkeys made me laugh. Animal are so charming (Repeat chorus). The gorilla had some swings, penguins flapped their funny wings, and the seals swam through some rings. Animals are so charming (Repeat chorus). Polar bears gave me a fright! Zebras' coats were black and white. Elephants stood at great height. Animals are so charming (Repeat chorus)

文：Snake n' Ladder

闲来无事，找出封尘以久的 snake n' ladder
转动筛子，根据筛子的点数，依照顺序
走动棋子，从1开始走到100就算赢
幸运停在 梯子，就上梯
倒霉停在 蛇仔，就下滑

发觉，snake n' ladder 是很“可爱”的“益智”游戏
无需技巧 也 毫无挑战
游戏的赢输 并不在于 你的脑袋
而是 听天由命 在于 你有多幸运

Songs: Zoo Animals Theme 1

THE ELEPHANT (Tune:The mulberry bush)- The elephant goes like this and that, this and that, this and that. (Walk heavily and stomp feet) The elephant goes like this and that, cause he's so big and he's so fat! (Puff up cheeks and stretch out arms) He has no fingers and has no toes, He has no fingers and has no toes. (Wiggle fingers; wiggle toes) He has no fingers and has no toes, But goodness, gracious, what a nose! (Pull hands out from face to suggest a long trunk.)

UNDERNEATH THE MONKEY TREE (Tune:The muffin man)- Come and play awhile with me, Underneath the monkey tree. Monkey See and Monkey Do, Just like monkeys in the zoo. Swing your tail, one, two, three, Underneath the monkey tree. Monkey See and Monkey Do, Just like monkeys in the zoo. Jump around and smile like me, Underneath the monkey tree. Monkey See and Monkey Do, Just like monkeys in the zoo.

WE ARE GOING TO THE ZOO (Tune:London bridge)- We are going to the zoo,to the zoo,to the zoo. We are going to the zoo,Won't you join us too? We'll see lions,tigers too,tigers too,tigers too. We'll see lions,tigers too,All at the zoo. We will find some chimpanzees,chimpanzees,chimpanzees. We will find some chimpanzees,Swinging from the trees. We will look for kangaroos,kangaroos,kangaroos. We will look for kangaroos,Hopping at the zoo.

TAKE ME OUT TO THE ZOO (Tune:Take me out the ballgame)- Take me out for some good fun,Take me out to the zoo. Let me visit the tall giraffe,I want to hear the hyenas laugh. Now I love to visit the zoo,I could stay there all day, And watch birds, seals, rhinos, and hippos. As they play.

IF I WERE (Tune:The mulberry bush)- Oh,if I were a tiny snake,a tiny snake,a tiny snake. Oh,if I were a tiny snake,I'd slither around the zoo. Oh,if I were an elephant,an elephant,an elephant. Oh,if I were an elephant,I'd march around the zoo. Oh,if I were a kangaroo,a kangaroo,a kangaroo. Oh,if I were a kangaroo,I'd hop around the zoo.

WHAT CAN A MONKEY SEE (Tune:Skip to my lou)- What can a monkey see from a tree? What can a monkey see from a tree? What can a monkey see from a tree? It can see ---------- from a tree. (Note: Pause after "see " and have a child name something a monkey can see from a tree.)

I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT (Tune:I'm a little teapot)- I'm a little monkey in the tree. Swinging by my tail so merrily. I can leap and fly from tree to tree.I have lots of fun you see. I'm a little monkey, watch me play. Munching on bananas every day. Lots of monkey friends to play with me. We have fun up the tree.

Every Small Positive Change

What a delight it is,

when i blow away the ash.

我把“发霉”的心情，

放在太阳底下“暴晒”

一切安好！ 一切如常！

一切如愿以偿！

Every small positive change

i make in myself repay ME

in confidence in the future.

借猫骂猪！

一对夫妻吵架后，丈夫无趣地去逗猫玩。

忽然，妻子吼道：“你跟那头猪在干什么？”

丈夫得意地反驳道：“这是猫，不是猪呀！”

妻子一口接过：“我在跟猫说话，你插什么嘴？”

Story: Zoo Animals Theme

AN IMAGINARY ZOO WALK

It was a bright, cool morning, and our family decided to go to the zoo. We quickly packed a pinic lunch and were off for the day.

We arrived at the gate just as the zoo was opening. As we walked in, there were several black and white striped animals running around in a field behind a fence. What were the first animals we saw? (Answer: zebra)(Let the children answer and then put the picture of that animal on the board. This is the format for the rest of the story.)

Our family continued walking along the path. Soon we came to an animal that had a long gray trunk and a huge body. (Answer: elephant) We stood watching the elephant for awhile. We would have liked to throw him peanuts, but there was a sign that said, "Do not feed the elephant."

We proceeded along watching many of the animals romping behind the different fences. After awhile we came to one of my very favourite animals. This animal had a long neck, was yellow and covered with brown spots. (Answer: giraffe) We stood there for awhile watching the giraffe eat leaves from the top of a tall tree.

Dad said, "Let's be on our way. There are lots more animals to enjoy." He was right. The very next ones we saw made us laugh all the while we watched them. These animals played on trapezes, liked to swing from branches, tires and ropes. They were? (Answer: monkeys) As with many of the other animals, we could have enjoyed the monkeys all day.

However, it was getting closed to lunchtime. We sat on the pinic bench and ate. As we enjoyed our sandwiches, a beautiful bird walked by and fanned his tail at me. It had so many colours in it. (Answer: peacock) Lunch was over and we had all afternoon to walk around. (Continue the story using zoo animals that the children would identify. About 3 or 4 more animals.)

The sun was setting and we were all very tired. We agreed that it was aboout time to go home. We stopped to have drink and then went to the car. The next thing i remember was that mom and dad were carrying us into the house.

-End- Story: Zoo Animals Theme

明星：喜欢 范晓萱

她可爱、她叛逆、她忧郁、她千变万化！她是绝世名伶！

YOU'RE NOT MY SUNSHINE

作词:范晓萱 作曲:范晓萱

you're not my sunshine, my fucking sunshine, you always leave me without a sign, ever you kiss me with full of feeling, you hurt me then say that no hard feeling.

如果嫁给了他

威廉是美国一家国际公司的首席执行官。

一天和妻子驱车行驶在州际高速公路时，发现汽油不多了，就来到一个简陋又只有一个油泵的小加油站。

威廉请油站里唯一的一个工人为车子加油，自己离开车子去活动一下腰腿。

当威廉返回时，看见妻子和那工人谈得正欢。威廉付款时，妻子和工人的谈话也停止了。

当威廉准备继续上路时，看见那工人对妻子使劲挥手，并说：“能又一次看见你真是太好了。”

车子驶上公路，威廉问妻子：“你们以前认识？”

妻子脸上满是笑容，停了一会儿才说：“我们是高中同学，曾经约会了一年多呢。”

威廉得意地说：“幸好你没有嫁给他，如果你和他结婚， 你就会成为一个小加油站工人的妻子，而不是一位首席执行官的夫人。”

妻子面带微笑，一字一顿地说：“亲爱的，如果我和他结婚，他就会成为一个首席执行官，而你会是一个小加油站的工人。”

我相信！

我相信，

选择你所擅长的领域，
并全力以赴去完成自己的理想，
如此，
你就可以改变自己的世界。

我相信，

认真做好今天的每一件事，
你会发现，
往理想又更靠近了一步。

我相信，

每天每天，
我都在进步提升中。

我相信，

我知道，我越来越好。

图文：Good vs Evil

GOOD can't exist without EVIL

or

the absence of GOOD is EVIL

男人味 vs 女人味

我：你有听说过“男人味，女人味”吗？

你：有。

我：那，男人味是一种什么味道？

你：汗臭味。

我：（笑）那，女人味又是一种什么味道？

你：香水味。

我：（笑）乱说。

你：好，那你告诉我，男人味是一种什么味道？

我：男人味，就是，豁达勇敢。

你：女人味又是一种什么味道？

我：女人味，就是，体贴大方。

他：什么都不是。只要不洗澡就有“味”了。